How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and your inside worrying about a stupid burned out lightbulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeze, please, please, please.
GERMAN SHEPHARD: I’ll change it as soon as I have led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed anyone and make one final perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Lightbulb? Sorry, I don’t see any lightbulb.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
POINTER: I see it, there it is, right there, I see it…..
GREYHOUND: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHARD: Sure. But first let me get all the lightbulbs in a little circle.
POODLE: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry. You’re welcome.
THE CAT’S ANSWER: Dogs do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage?
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